bonelordthemagnificent
Submit to the spook. Accept the scare. There is no escape form the Skeletons.
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polnaregg:

stoneoceans:

polnaregg:

stoneoceans:

polnaregg:

Imagine jonathan with shaved eyebrows

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PELASPEL SJTGD GKES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA  SUTU SJT

JSTU END MY SUFFerIg

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Apr 14th | 1,290 notes hkirkh:

godotal:

I realize this is unconventional, but please give it a chance. Introducing: the Central American puppy spider! Only 2 mm full grown.

I’d actually love a cat sized one as a pet.
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science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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Apr 14th | 186,078 notes shimawa:

braydaaan:

torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?

tiny snake don’t kill
tiny snake friend
Apr 14th | 178,040 notes crimsonday:

sqvad:

america is never going to win this war on drugs holy shit

What’s that flying across the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO it’s a bag of CRACK COCAINE
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officialunitedstates:

taliabobalia:

officialunitedstates:

It’s Monday, April 14th.

um, I think you made this up for notes?

how DARE

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flatulenceontoast:

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